Gerald is making worse decisions than last time.
He just wanted to heat up a burrito. The burrito had other plans. The microwave is no longer with us.
He went in for a lamp. He came out 6 hours later with a bookshelf he can't build, meatball regret, and an existential crisis.
When they asked 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?' Gerald said 'Probably still lost in this building.' He did not get the job.
Step 1: Set pan on fire. Step 2: There is no Step 2 because the fire department arrived.
The fridge. The weird thoughts. The inexplicable decision to Google 'can fish drown.' A masterpiece of insomnia content.
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